This is the Fan Fiction Branch of Random Fandom.
Most of my original fanfics use Moffat era Doctor Who characters and fall under the catagorization of "Fluff". The reason I write Fluff is the show has enough angst and action and sometimes I just need a warm fuzzy feeling and know that the characters are happy.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Time Baby: Wake-up Call
The Doctor awoke in bed and rolled over to cuddle his wife.
“Good morning,” he whispered into her ear.
“Mmmm sweetie, stop it,” she murmured in response, not wanting to open her eyes.
“River…” he called, kissing her neck.
She swatted him away. “Sweetie, no…”
“Yes!” he exclaimed, jumping up to stand on the mattress. “Wake up, River!”
His wife groaned into the pillow.
“You asked for it,” he warned as he hopped off the bed. “I’m bringing in backup!”
After getting dressed, The Doctor quietly entered his son’s room, not entirely sure if the time tot was still sleeping. But the boy was, in fact, wide awake, playing with his toy truck in bed.
“Daddy!” Caelum greeted his father.
“Good morning Cae,” The Doctor said with a smile as he sat down beside his son on the bed.“How would you like to help me wake up Mummy?”
The little boy nodded with a giggle.
“Let’s go!” The Doctor exclaimed, scooping his son up.
—-
“Geronimo!” The Doctor yelled, tossing Caelum on top of River. She groaned at the sudden weight upon her.
“Mumma wake up wake up!” The boy said, patting her arm.
“I’m up, I’m up,” River answered groggily. She turned onto her back, smiling faintly at her golden-haired boy. “Hello sweetie,” she greeted, lifting her arms to allow his little body to snuggle up against her chest.
River glanced up at her husband, and mouthed “I hate you,” but the tired smile on her face proved otherwise.
Time Baby: Where Do Babies Come From?
Freya ran to her father, who was busy tinkering with the TARDIS console. “Daddy! Daddy!” She tugged aggressively at his shirt sleeve in order to gain his attention.“Yes, Freya, what is it?” he asked, looking down at his energetic daughter.
“Where- where do babies come from?” she blurted out with the most innocent and curious look on her face.
The Doctor’s eyes widened with shock. She was only five! How was she asking these kinds of questions already? He wasn’t ready for this. He could barely handle the subject without blushing…unless, of course, when he was alone with River.
“Um, well…” He leaned on the console to steady himself. “When a Mummy and Daddy love each other…” he managed to stammer, “or two Mums or two Daddies…or some other variation…”
His daughter was looking at him strangely. That only made him more uncomfortable.
“Um, well, a-a…giant bird comes…and he takes a baby from Baby Planet, and flies throughout space and puts it…um…inside a lady’s…um…belly…”
Freya wasn’t having any of it. “Birds can’t fly through space, Daddy,” she pointed out to him. “Do you even know where babies come from for real?”
“Um…” The Doctor just stood there, mouth open, unable to think of an answer his daughter would believe.
Just then, the sound of footsteps signaled his salvation’s approach. River entered the console room. “What are you lot up to?” she asked with a smile.
“Daddy doesn’t know where babies come from,” Freya stated.
The Doctor rolled his eyes as River smirked in amusement. “He doesn’t does he?” she teased, looking at him mischievously.
“Okay, I’ll just leave it to Mummy then,” The Doctor said, booping his wife on the nose before bolting out of the room.
River’s eyes widened at his abrupt departure. “Sweetie what-” She glanced down at her daughter, who was expectantly waiting for an answer. “I hate you,” she cursed at her husband through gritted teeth.
River’s Room
You BBC ppl want to know what rooms we think the TARDIS has?
Well, lemme explain you a thing…
THIS WOMAN HERE:
She’s married to The Doctor.
So she obviously gets a room, or at least shares one with her Sweetie.
FACT: She’s a saucy minx:
So…what does her room on the TARDIS look like?
We don’t know :(
But it DEFINITELY has something to do with this:
In conclusion, River’s room is not only as fantastic as she is (probably a giant bed with lots of pillows, lots of artifacts from archaeological digs, etc), but it doubles as a crazy sex chamber.
Yup. You asked for it, BBC.
(Source: youleavethetardisbrakeson)
“He’s like fire and ice and rage. He’s like the night and the storm in the heart of the sun. He’s ancient and forever. He burns at the center of time and can see the turn of the universe. And he’s wonderful.”
Doctor River Song by ~dumbledorkus-x
The Doctor steals a kiss from our favourite phsycopath during a fight.
an anon asked for Ten using a banana as a phone :D
A lullaby for Doctor Kawaii’s 100th comic! http://doctorkawaii.com/comic/lullaby/
And it will run forever.
River Song-inspired pin-up doll.
Happy wedding anniversary, you space idiots.
A wild Molly appears!
Having a bit of a Doctor Who/Muppet/Watercolor day….how about you?
Too whoever drew these… you are an utter genius. They’re so damn cute. River Song & Rose Tyler are the best! Although Amy pulling Clara hair, with Rori asleep in the Doctor’s arm is cute too!
