This is the Fan Fiction Branch of Random Fandom.
Most of my original fanfics use Moffat era Doctor Who characters and fall under the catagorization of "Fluff". The reason I write Fluff is the show has enough angst and action and sometimes I just need a warm fuzzy feeling and know that the characters are happy.
You BBC ppl want to know what rooms we think the TARDIS has?
Well, lemme explain you a thing…
THIS WOMAN HERE:
She’s married to The Doctor.
So she obviously gets a room, or at least shares one with her Sweetie.
FACT: She’s a saucy minx:
So…what does her room on the TARDIS look like?
We don’t know :(
But it DEFINITELY has something to do with this:
In conclusion, River’s room is not only as fantastic as she is (probably a giant bed with lots of pillows, lots of artifacts from archaeological digs, etc), but it doubles as a crazy sex chamber.
Yup. You asked for it, BBC.